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About drewberto

Artist and Comedian (Comartian?)

i want it!

after working as a tshirt printer a long time ago, i rarely feel that the price mark-up on a shirt after it has ink screen printed on it is reasonable. sometimes though i find things that i would actually spend … Continue reading

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why skrillex sux

this is the new video from skrillex. it blows. i mean this skrillex fellow is trash. he is the reason you can find shirts that say “effin dubstep” and “rave” at Hot Topic. he is the reason my 13 year … Continue reading

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yo this was my first job!

sup cousins. ive been looking at some of my stuff at my folks’ house and finding some gems!! this is my name tag from when i ran the kitchen at Kenny’s Rogers’ Roasters. thats right 16 years old, and a … Continue reading

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just checkin’ in…

yo homies! like sup? i miss all my raleigh peeps. i want you to know that! just wanted to remind you about me. its been weird. all i can do is sit around, sleep, and eat really. i miss going … Continue reading

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science + proctology = scientology

it is just me, or do most people get disappointed when they hear a celebrity they like or respect is a scientologist? i mean come on jenna elfman! i didnt even know you were still around and then its like … Continue reading

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new track yo!!

ear-peep this! i made this joint using a mysterious haptic technology. it is the first music ive recorded since ive been in charlotte. its thick.

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you wish your class ring was as cool as mine!

that’s right! if you didn’t graduate then you will wish you had just so you could have a class ring as cool as mine. but anyway ive been looking at my old stuff that lives at my parent’s house and … Continue reading

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another thing im doing bc im bored

NNNNNEEEEERRRRRFFFFF GGGGGUUUUUNNNNN!!!!! (nerf gun) thats right. im shooting at objects with the nerf gun. i even devised my own point system. door 5 pts! printer 25 pts! fan bullseye 50 pts! and what yields the highest points? DIRECT HITS ON … Continue reading

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things that im doing because im bored

so as many friends know i broke my ankle this past weekend. i am in charlotte with my parents because they wanted to take care of me and mainly because they dont have two flights of stairs to enter their … Continue reading

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the origin of Tucker, the super talented schnoodle.

tucker is getting a lot of buzz lately but what sets him apart from the rest of the buzz bands is his passion. also his process is full innocence even to the point of naivety. i think when a fellow … Continue reading

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