Has Anyone Seen this Mustache Comb?


photo by Karla Anne Lineback

Okay, so as many of you know I have a much beloved red mustache, and an also beloved mustache comb. The comb is handmade in France from Antelope horn. Don’t worry, from what I understand the antelope donated his antlers to science and/or mustache accessories products. The comb wasn’t very expensive but I do love it, and now it is MISSING!!!!! Has anyone seen it? It make have been seen in the greater Raleigh downtown area. It comes in a nice black sheath looking thing. I have been unable to comb my mustache for quite some time lately and it is getting tangled and the end are starting to split. If you have any leads let me know. I am greatly distressed. Also if you did find it and are thinking of keeping it, I should disclose that I also use it on my armpit hair.

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