spam poetry- beautiful poetry from a levitra spam email

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This morning a junk email was in my inbox with the subject “When it Comes, Healthcare- Nothing Beats a Hometown Advantage.”  It’s funny how poetic and a little sexy the body text was. The body of the email only had the above image however hidden in comment code was quite a gem, that was created of course by a computer. The “sender”/poet is Caralie Waterman, if you know her please inform her of her gmail account being compromised. As for the poem, here it is:

Mom said jessica in front door. Reasoned charlie entered the hanna.Said you ask me your grandpa. Answered adam and leaned forward to miss. Well enough for dinner night. Exclaimed shirley garner was coming from chuck. Downen had the night of ruth.

- Caralie Waterman

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Smashatron and Neptunes In the Same Week is Some Cosmic Type Shit

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Never before have these beasts happened in the same week. Only right before Halloween, when the veil between this world and the next are thinnest, would such a thing happen.  All I know is that this is a great week for comedy and comics.  Just do it people.

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Just do it! Sign up 8, Show 8:30 #nopoetry #nike #standupcomedy


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#tbs


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this guy 😃


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not as much fun as the sign implied


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